Ok, there has got to be a better way to have your mouth numbed at the dentist. I mean, couldn’t someone invent some kind of trans-gum patch that they could put on while they’re working, and then just take it off at the end and voila, you’re no longer dribbling water down your shirt trying [...]
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Crooked Smile Tuna Artichoke Melt
I’ll Be In Australia French Bread
It’s been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My son woke up sick, my dog got off her leash, my oatmeal was runny, I put yeast in the flour canister instead of the mixing bowl, and my washing machine detergent dispenser is clogged. I think I’m going to Australia. I’ve hit a snag [...]
Full Story »No Fakin’ Hot And Spicy Sausage Dip
I have a confession to make. I used to be a football ‘faker’. I would feign interest in football games just to be part of the crowd – clap when everyone clapped, stand up when everyone stood, and yell out things I heard others yell out. My boyfriend was on our college football team, and [...]
Full Story »No Substitution Chocolate Oatmeal Almost-Candy Bars
There are just some things that cannot be substituted or duplicated. Like ranch dressing, hazelnut spread, cherry pie filling, or Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups. Try as you might, it’s just impossible to make some things at home that work as well in recipes or taste the same as certain foods, whether you like it or [...]
Full Story »Egg We Salute You Tortilla Egg Bake
Today I’d like to pay tribute to the egg. Often overlooked and previously maligned, it has overcome its humble beginnings and surpassed its bad reputation to earn a place in the food spotlight. Eggs are a perfect food for anytime of day. They play well with others and are ready for anything, whether it be [...]
Full Story »Swedish Chef And Mrs. Vogel’s Scherben
Mrs. Vogel’s Scherben brought to you by the Swedish Chef: swedish chef doughnuts Well, maybe not quite Scherben, but close. It felt a little Swedish Chef-ish to make this week’s Tuesdays with Dorie recipe, since it was something a little crazy and unusual. A little ball of dough made from a small amount of butter, [...]
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